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What the fuck is this though, seriously. This looks like the DVD cover for a gay teen romantic comedy, like Cruel Intentions but wacky instead of moody and tragic. Bad boy Zayn makes a bet with his slutty on-and-off bf Louis that he can sleep with uptight virgin Liam on prom night, only then he falls in LOVE while tenderly fingerbanging Liam on the back of his motorcycle, so he tells Louis he lost the bet, but Liam finds out about it just before they’re crowned Prom Kings and he yells at Zayn in front of the whole school like I WAS JUST A BET TO YOU??? I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!! and zayn runs after him in the rain but Liam won’t forgive him and then Zayn writes a poem about it and reads it aloud in English class and cries.
Love is the fanciest candle.
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Posted on June 12, 2013 via we just gotta get out with 34,077 notes
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In the U.S. every year, 207,754 people are raped, so there are also a whole bunch of people committing those rapes. What that means is that any comic who regularly performs in front of an audience is likely to spend at least some time telling jokes to someone who’s raped someone. And when he hears a joke like Tosh’s, that starts with “How can a rape joke not be funny?!” and goes on to say that a woman who interrupts him deserves to be raped –- or a joke like Morril’s (“My ex-girlfriend never made me wear a condom… She was on the pill: Ambien!”) –- he’s probably going to feel pretty comfortable in that room.
When he hears the laughs in response to Morril’s joke, he’s not liable to feel shame about the night the girl from the bar passed out when he got her upstairs; he’s probably going to feel like he’s surrounded by a bunch of people who agree that what he did wasn’t really a big deal. He’s going to be reassured that he’s not in a society that takes it seriously.Posted on June 10, 2013 via Brute Reason with 4,442 notes
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Friends who don’t support your life decisions because it’s inconvenient for them.
me: “hey, I just found out I got into the study abroad program!”
friend1: “yay, congratulations!”
friend2: “boo. don’t go.”
me: “… what.”(via lookatmasexyhair)
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im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god
but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it
then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it
How come you can only like a post once.
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I try very hard not to be a bad person. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I don't.
